otisthecorgi:

WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR STUFF UGH I’LL GET IT

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

psychcat:

cynicalwatson:

this looks like one of those informercials

OMFG I CAN’T

the-loneliest-ood:

I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

samkind:

‘you’re beautiful’ i whisper as i trail my cursor down your face

cute-overload:

My son and his puppy, friends for life.

http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽